The meaning of the new title

Hello, my name is Jasper, and I am a churcholic.  It all started about the time I was born.  I spent most evenings in church and I was unable to not become addicted.  I was not addicted to anything about God.  But, I became addicted to the life style of a churcholic. 

1. I am very good at pretending I am fine when I am dying
2. I am very good at judging others, those who do not practice the churcholic lifestyle and those that do
3. I am very good at not dealing with my sin
4. I am very good at believing I am very good
5. I am very good at singing about Jesus on Sunday and ignoring Him the rest of the week
6. I am very good at using my time, energy, money, and resources as if I own them and they are not owned by Jesus
7. I am very good at appearing as if I read my Bible while it is picking up dust
8. I am very good at being homophobic
9. I am very good at being sexist
10. I am very good at being racist
11. I am very good at being an arrogant Calvinist
12. I am very good at hating arrogant Calvinist
13. I am very good at flipping God off when he tells me to do something I do not wish to do
14. I am very good at not believing I am doing #13, when I am doing #13

These are merely I few signs of a churcholic.  I hope to chronicle my recovery here.  Thank you for listening.